The last 10 years

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The next generation will allow us to exactly reproduce the face a man makes when being shot repeatedly in the balls. You’ll be able to see every wrinkle in an old man’s face react when being punched into a pulp. You’ll be able to see the emotions a psychopath with a chainsaw goes through … if you make the character face the camera. You’ll finally see glasses of water with actual moving water inside them and that will be the moment when you drop down in tears at the emotion this conveys. You’ll experience new genres now possible with this new technology such as: dudes shooting dudes, dudes shooting dudes in third person, dudes shooting dudes with wacky guns, dudes with superpowers that work remarkably like guns … shooting dudes, and of course, dudes shooting aliens that look like dudes. The possibilities are endless!

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